Caution generations Tote bag. You know those dog collars and leads with warning labels on them like “do not approach” or “friendly”. Well, this is like those, but for humans. (this design & product is also available without the swearing, because sometimes you like to be polite about it)
This tote bag is huge. HUGE! It has 6 panel pockets sewn on the inner part of each side of the bag (2 pockets on both the front and the back and 1 pocket on either side); so there’s a heap of room to stash your stuff, with a huge main section for larger items. I could easily fit my wallet, keys, phone, water bottle and 2 large beach towels, and there was still room for a laptop and more! Measurements:
38cm wide x 30cm high x 18cm deep
With a vinyl design on the front and back, the handles are big enough to comfortably fit your arm through; so you can sling it over your shoulder (so those people walking behind you keep their distance). The entire tote bag is made from a thick, strong muslin fabric. It has heavy duty stitching as well to securely hold all of your shit.
Perfect as an everyday bag, overnight bag, beach bag, or the sort of bag you’d use whenever you have to go out in public and might have to deal with people. Caution: Gen X/Xennial/Millennial/Gen Z – XL Tote is the perfect bag to use when you really aren’t wanting to be interacted with.